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Unimaginative Pseudonym
Soaking in the Hoisin of your lies
Created on 2002-08-08 23:52:07 (#661786), last updated 2009-03-20
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"I think that
"It's just the unfunniness and sheer smuggery of
"[You] make little girls cry - and I like it when you do" -
"Do you practice being an ass or does it come naturally?" -
"It's hard to think you're an asshole when I keep agreeing with you..." -
"You seem so up yourself that anything I say wouldn't matter anyway" -
"
"Definite wanker" -
"I liked
"
"He's condescending and also wrong" -
"He's only 9.26% gay" -
"Fuck you" -
"Left a bad taste in my mouth" -
"You fucking twat" - JiveTurkey
"There are bald baby girls with cancer who would love to have your hair" -
"I don't like people THAT full of themselves,
"
"I was always under the impression you were gay" -
"The reason why I like the way the English think" -
"Best all-round Englishman and amazing specimen of manhood" -
"Lanky ginger twat" -
"Sarcastic, yes. Still offensive, yes. "
"Your sense of humour is absolutely BRILLIANT" -
"You are an asshole of monumental proportions" -
"You're your own favorite subject" -
"There are so many other reasons why you are better than jesus" -
"You're so so so smug" -
"Condescending isn't the word I'd use. Bloody arrogant is the term I'd use" -
"You're a weapon of mass arrogance" -
"He's just a wanker" -
"Go fuck yourself, you idiotic Nazi" - robokill387
"Writes egotistical drivel which conceals a misogynistic, arrogant world view" -
"You're like a crazy tramp" -
"He sounds like he's fun at parties" -
"He's the most exciting thing on my friends list" -
"You use diphthongs far too liberally, you smarmy English bastard" -
"A ridiculous excuse for a human being" - squeakystheshiz
"A vat of steaming pretentiousness" -
"
"Some English punk" -
"You prove once again that people from Manchester rock." -
"Sometimes
"Any potential funny is overwhelmed by the stench of the condescending tone [of] the Limey twit" -
"

The above quotes pretty much cover everything.
I'm tactless, arrogant, egotistical & cynical. I'm so right I go around in circles.
I look like this :
I lost my mum in September 2008, and that's had a fairly enormous impact on me (and my journal).
For any further details, you'll just have to read the journal - and if you want to friend me, just do it; don't worry about asking (my friends page is about as full as I'm capable of keeping up to date with, so don't be too surprised if you don't get added back. It probably just means you're really boring...).

Interests (39):
(good) cover songs, 80s cartoons, anal retentiveness, arrogance, bastardry, bile, bitterness, cynicism, david gemmell, douglas adams, eddie izzard, grammar, gravy, h.r. giger, hate, horror, kevin smith, manchester, mash-ups, mst3k, narcissism, neil gaiman, new wave music, nihilism, pedantry, peter jackson, political arguing, punk, rain, sarcasm, ska, sociopathy, stephen lynch, tenacious d, the bloodhound gang, the league of gentlemen, the north, the vandals, zombies
Schools:
St Alban's RC High School - Manchester, England - Greater Manchester, United Kingdom (1991 - 1996)Xaverian College - Manchester, England - Greater Manchester, United Kingdom (1996 - 1998)
University of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology - Manchester, England - Greater Manchester, United Kingdom (1998 - 2001)
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